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I was referred...

AKA

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by a friend of mine. I was told to ask if some of you would be interested in participating in the biggest spamming spree in FP history.

What is FP you ask? It stands for Flash Player, a forum devoted to a site about flash movies/games, and infested with drama-ridden children and the ones who aren't children have the mentality of peanut butter.

The forum has never had an admin. I speak the truth, there is an admin, but he is NEVER ON. I don't think he's been on in months, he'll usually come once or twice a year, and has less posts than an average active member makes in a few days. THOUGH, the forum does have mods. The mods swear, they swear, they are HILARIOUS.

http://www.flashplayer.com/forum/announcement.php?f=11

That's right, right above the rules is a poorly animated flash HTML, with an overly used song, that doesn't even loop properly. This had the entire forum laughing. Because they thought it was funny. Not pitiful. Wait, I'm not done.

The few of us who don't have our heads so far up the mods asses to ever disagree with them, were banned. People are banned for the most ridiculous reasons. Why? Because of this rule.

15. The moderators are all-powerful and can ban whoever they would like without any explanation or reason whatsoever.*Cops Theme starts playing*

That's right, the mods are unfunny and irresponsible.
I've been a member for 3 years, though i hardly have been active after the community grew into the drama palace it is now. There was a time when there were no mods, and no admins, spamtastic is right.

This forum is just waiting to be spammed upon, i and a few others are planning a huge spamming spree. You would be allowed to spam in whatever way seems suitable, from posting "fsdfsdjfdsjdsmonkeyscissor, to pictures of aborted babies with their lungs hanging out . I prefer the latter, it makes them vomit, and then i can sleep.
We haven't discussed a time yet. Everyone hates drama palaces, kids bitching about their parents and their grades, and their girlfriends. I was simply wondering if anyone would like to be of any help.

By the way, this was not meant to be a rant, i am no ranter.
 
AKA said:
by a friend of mine. I was told to ask if some of you would be interested in participating in the biggest spamming spree in FP history.

What is FP you ask? It stands for Flash Player, a forum devoted to a site about flash movies/games, and infested with drama-ridden children and the ones who aren't children have the mentality of peanut butter.

The forum has never had an admin. I speak the truth, there is an admin, but he is NEVER ON. I don't think he's been on in months, he'll usually come once or twice a year, and has less posts than an average active member makes in a few days. THOUGH, the forum does have mods. The mods swear, they swear, they are HILARIOUS.

http://www.flashplayer.com/forum/announcement.php?f=11

That's right, right above the rules is a poorly animated flash HTML, with an overly used song, that doesn't even loop properly. This had the entire forum laughing. Because they thought it was funny. Not pitiful. Wait, I'm not done.

The few of us who don't have our heads so far up the mods asses to ever disagree with them, were banned. People are banned for the most ridiculous reasons. Why? Because of this rule.

15. The moderators are all-powerful and can ban whoever they would like without any explanation or reason whatsoever.*Cops Theme starts playing*

That's right, the mods are unfunny and irresponsible.
I've been a member for 3 years, though i hardly have been active after the community grew into the drama palace it is now. There was a time when there were no mods, and no admins, spamtastic is right.

This forum is just waiting to be spammed upon, i and a few others are planning a huge spamming spree. You would be allowed to spam in whatever way seems suitable, from posting "fsdfsdjfdsjdsmonkeyscissor, to pictures of aborted babies with their lungs hanging out . I prefer the latter, it makes them vomit, and then i can sleep.
We haven't discussed a time yet. Everyone hates drama palaces, kids bitching about their parents and their grades, and their girlfriends. I was simply wondering if anyone would like to be of any help.

By the way, this was not meant to be a rant, i am no ranter.

Nice Rant.
 
beergoggles said:
Nice Rant.

That was of approximately 0% out of the 100% helpful a post can be.
 
I'm sorry. I didn't know I was supposed to be helping you. What can I do for you?
 
beergoggles said:
I'm sorry. I didn't know I was supposed to be helping you. What can I do for you?

Well- You can complete the tedious task of, dare i say, reading, the first post.
 
I'm sorta busy spamming here though. Are you on a deadline?
 
Like i said, we haven't discussed a time yet. It certainly will not be today or tomorrow.
 
Sardonica said:
Spam is for losers who don't know how to troll.

"Trolling" is equivalently silly as spamming in my eyes, though it's fun to stoop down to your enemies level sometimes. Plus, i bet while trolling you don't get the chance to post pictures of aborted babies. Ah now there's something to think about.
 
Spam. It's Whats NOT for Dinner!!!
 
Actually, I'm against all forms of spamming and trolling. It is destructive to the overall sense of community we are trying to build.

If I was capable of finding an owl pic, I'd put one here now.
 
Oh my, owl pics. Is this forum just as bad or is it a coincidence that the morons are trotting into my thread?

Please, someone intelligent post. For overly used owl picture's sake, please.
 
Someone's getting obsessed

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How do you troll? Please demonstrate.
 
Roadwarrior and theRanter still think they are troll gurus.
 
Felcher.
 
Sardonica said:

I have certainly not seen any trolls so far. I've seen complete morons, but no trolls. I'm afraid my search here is over.

But feel free to spam the forum whenever you wish. I mean troll. Because that's what you guys do. HAH. HAHAHAHAHA.
 
with melted swiss
 
TK already has a Panda dual, so piss off AKA!!!!!


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