I went to the dump

[I Love Cunt]

Tonight.
I really do sort of like going to the dump.
Its fucking awesome.
I love the sound of breaking glass.
It kind of feels good to throw a whole bunch of shit away.

I mean besides the guilt of not recycling half of it anyway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you see any hobos?

 

[Dr Dave]

I went to the dump with Bick and his dad once to get rid of some bricks.

Had fun tossing the bricks at stuff.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That sounds like a true story.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I need to take lots of big old heavy stuff to the dump BUT I LIVE IN THE CITY I DON'T DRIVE HOW DO CHIC COSMOPOLITAN PEOPLE SO THIS?

 

[Love Child]

Ew. They don't. They take it to a trash bin.
Hmm put an as on Craigslist? "Need to share ride to dump"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Need to share a ride to the dump with a cute twink who will then come back to my place for sex and great pizza. Willing to pay all around."

Hmm...possibilities...

 

[Dr Dave]

You could rent a pick up truck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can call for a special pick-up here and they take it to the dump (or wherever stuff goes) for you.

 

[Dr Dave]

They have a similar service here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

PROBABLY IN NEW YORK THEY DON'T HAVE ROADS.

 

[Dr Dave]

You could be right...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WE CALL THEM TAXIPATHS™.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Did you see any hobos?

No. Not at the dump. But I do see them everyday on the street. Of course there are the Hobos that people eat, but I didn't see any of those either.

 

[I Love Cunt]

They have a similar service here.

I expect to see the characters from Portlandia telling me how I am wasting food and stuff.