I will get to 10000 by Feb. 1

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I hate Kobe Bryant

 

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I've tried several times to watch Mama Mia. Can't do it.

 

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Merly Streep gets nominated for oscars just for shitting

 

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I'M RUNNING OUT OF FUEL

 

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I need another pill with a kitty on it

 

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Boris Becker is still hot

 

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Robert Downey Jr has had his teeth fixed

 

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Nathan Fillion is still a cutie

 

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My tonsils are swollen

 

[Seph]

KEEP TALKING DIRTY TO ME HUBBY

ok MANCHESTER UNITED.

 

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The swabbed me Thursday

 

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I hope they don't find any cum in them!!!!!

 

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MORE HUBBY MORE MORE MORE

 

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I'M A WHORE

 

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I have a bruise on my boob!!

 

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Drew Brees's neck is fucking thick! Hopefully just like other parts of him!

 

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Hooters commercials are stupid

 

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I want some fucking french toast

 

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I hate it when people suggest friends for me like I don't have enough

 

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And no, I dont' want to drive some strange guy to his hotel