Post a link! And I don't care if you're married - I just want to judge you like I would a cow or a horse - as a livestock specimen. Me and Luci can discuss the relative merits of your breasts - whether they sag too much or are too large or too small, whether you have those big ugly mambo aureolas, or perhaps those cute, erect pencil-eraser nipples. I'd perhaps comment on the tightness or lack thereof of your buttocks, or express disgust at the play of light and shadow over the cellulite of your thighs ...
I won't know until I see, so post us a link, please?