I wish I could wear my girlfriend's clothes when she was out

[jack]

my wifes legs are too long

 

[Cassie]

My ex used to complain that I made boob shapes in his t-shirts.

 

[Loktar]

My ex used to complain that I made boob shapes in his t-shirts.

That sounds so hot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

not really

 

[Cassie]

lol

 

[jack]

did he ever say anything about your nipples?

 

[Ishcabittle]

lol @ genital shapes

 

[jack]

It's nothing to sniff at, I'm pretty sure.

 

[Cassie]

sniffing at nipples?

Yes he said a few things about my nipples but they weren't stretching out his t-shirts.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

The only thing I can wear of my wife's is her crotchless panties... for obvious reasons.

 

[headvoid]

everything else is too dirty?

 

[jack]

sniffing at nipples?

Yes he said a few things about my nipples but they weren't stretching out his t-shirts.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

everything else is too dirty?

She does laundry every day. No dirty clothes around here.

Now if you're talkin' dirty/nasty, that's a different story.

 

[Ishcabittle]

nudge nudge wink wink say no more

 

[headvoid]

I'm still intrigued by the reason, is it cos you need to go to the toilet a lot quickly?

 

[Cassie]

LOL

 

[curiousa2z]

thus far, what have we learned from this thread, kids?


WACKY WENT AND GOT A GIRLFRIEND WHILST HE WAS SHUNNING US!

 

[Cassie]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!

 

[jack]

So if Wacky has a girlfriend, is that like the Enterprise going Warp Speed?

 

[Cassie]

ENGAGE!