I wish I could wear my girlfriend's clothes when she was out

[jack]

Make it so

 

[jack]

He's dead, Jim.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Red alert!

 

[Cassie]

Captain, she's giving ya all she's got!

 

[The Harlot]

She can't take any more Captain!

 

[jack]

I need more dilythium crystals captain !

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I'll give her more...

 

[jack]

deeper, captain, send the probe deeper

 

[jack]

set your phasers to stun!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Beam me the shit outta here!

 

[Cassie]

Warp factor 10!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Bring us in slow for a closer look.

 

[jack]

Beam me up, Scotty!

 

[jack]

Carol Marcus: Please tell me what you're feeling.
Kirk: There's a man out there I haven't seen in 15 years who's trying to kill me. You show me a son that'd be happy to help. My son. My life that could have been... and wasn't. How do I feel? Old. Worn out.
Carol Marcus: Let me show you something that will make you feel young as when the world was new.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

SPOCK!!

 

[jack]

Don't touch that!!!!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Indeed.

 

[The Harlot]

Fascinating!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Kleengone wessel rapeedly approacheeng, sir!

 

[Loktar]

thus far, what have we learned from this thread, kids?

Some of us are crossdressers.