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I wish I had a girlfriend

In other words, I'm never going to have a girlfriend.
 
Would Cassie get tired of Wacky?
 
NEVAH!!!

But he'd probably get tired of me and be forced to kill me WITH HIS AXE and bury me in the back yard.
 
A dead Cassie would make me very sad!

*knocks on wood*
 
I spelled immortal wrong. *shakes fist at the uncaring sky*
 
I would never hurt you.
 
Not even if I called you Puffin in baby talk?

LOL GIRLS NEXT DOOR REFERENCE
 
Not even if you stabbed me in the right thigh with a fork.
 
I for one think WackyCassie would be a cute couple!
 
We're already legally married.
 
I think it's funny that I get pos Karma for saying things like "I wouldn't kill you" when really stuff like that should be taken for granted.
 
IT MADE ME LAUGH, OK? :rwmad:
 
I wouldn't kill you for laughing.
 
I wouldn't kill you for snoring, then.
 
NO MORE KILLING IN THIS HOUSE!
 
True I didn't really think through all the implications.
 
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