I wish I had a normally developed sexuality

[CaptainWacky]

So my brain hadn't had to (eh? Id on't know if that works but it's hard to write) develop this obsession with ranking female celebrities.

 

[Loktar]

I wish I had a normally developed sexuality so I wouldn't be a 37 year old virgin.

 

[Dual]

I wish I didn't have a sexuality at all. It makes the lack of sex annoying. :S:

 

[CaptainWacky]

DUAL'S BACK OMG

And at least you can still wank.

 

[Dual]

Hi Wacky!

Wanking still sucks.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ranking female celebs is relatively normal behavior.

It's not like you're ranking celebrity pets & small children.

NICE AV, DUAL! *waves*

 

[Dual]

HI EGGSY WEGGSY!

 

[Conchaga]

Wacky, there are people who obsess over what shoes celebs wear and get all upset when they wear a pair that isn't attractive.

Your little quirk is actually quite normal.

 

[The Tomtrek]

It could be worse, Wacky. You could be ranking the WRONG female celebrities.

 

[Silhouette]

you could be ranking dongs and that would really suck.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Speak for yourself.

 

[Dr Dave]

That would be worse.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I don't know what normal sex is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I could rank members of the (Donkey) Kong family.