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I wish it was Aragorn singing instead of Susan Boyle

I watched the video and was disappointed that Susan wasn't even in it.
 
Susan Boyle was a pretty apt choice since she's kind of like a female pope. An old nutcase who's never been kissed, yet adored by millions. And there's probably loads of crappy merchandise with her face on it too.
 
I wish it was Aragog the Spider.
 
But Susan Boyle has a discernible talent.
 
Louis Walsh
He totally owned that oath, he made it his own. I managed a successful pop band once you know.

Daft shampoo commercial woman with northern accent
I love the whole look Aragorn, (Can I call you Ara?) and armour is definitely in at the moment. I might ask you to lose the beard.

Simon Cowell
You know Aragorn, a lot of people talk about me as being a saviour to all of the earth, I always say I am just doing my job bringing joy to everyday people like me. You brought Joy to me today Aragorn. It's a yes.
 
Alesha Dixon

You was amazing out there, pope pants!
 
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