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I Witnessed The Big Bang.

Portman?
 
The Portman only rings twice.
 
SHE RINGS MY SEX BELL.
 
Ring a ding ding! Maybe she'll grab your clapper!
 
Maybe she'll give me the clap the bastard.
 
Portman's more of the sort to get piles.
 
PORTMAN PLIES SORE BUTT CLAPTASTIC BALD NOGGIN HEAD BOBBER!
 
Uhm. Only on Tuesdays?
 
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