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I woke up this morning

Love Child

One Love
and went to work
 
I hope you put some clothes on first . . .
 
and washed your face, brushed your teeth and combed your hair.
 
Don't forget the house keys
or your phone
 
Clean underwear. Never leave home without them. Your mother told you why and she was right.
 
Make sure you know what Day of the week it is.
 
Then decide to play hookie and go back to bed for more sleepy time, wake up and make crank calls to your place of employment.
 
But make sure all 'crank calls' are done on a burner cell - wouldn't want to be identified and subsequently fired...
 
Tracs are good for that.
 
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