Love Child
One Love
My co-worker said," You seem kind of off today."
I just said, " yeah lack of caffeine."
I just said, " yeah lack of caffeine."
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I woke up
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Love Child
One Love
Last night I had a dream where an ex or 2 was in it. And the ex's mom, except it wasn't really her (I mean she looked different in the dream)
So it started out with me getting to drive this really awesome car. Turns out it was a porshe, but it was an SUV porshe, but better than any SUV or porshe I've driven before, it kept turning into an RV and then I would sit in it w/ a friend and it would turn into a really big car.
And then I had to return to the place that let me borrow the vehicle ,but my vehicle wasn't ready yet. I went through a house where people were staying and was getting ready to leave when the vehicle got stolen. I could not find it, but they didn't care. They just wanted me to join the party. And the mom had me sit on her lap/kind of on her lap on the side of the chair sort of thing. And she told me her son still adored me, to which I told her I never stopped liking him. Now upon awakening I think about this very statement and it is not true. I would not date this person again. (probably) I mean it would be very akward, especially the fact that I dated his father also. Just so strange.
Anyway I continue at this party and I keep feeling bad about the vehicle, but nobody cares. So I go outside to look again and now there is someone passed out in the grass, but then I realize he is getting sick or feeling ill and then I realize someone is on their way to help. And then all of these people start showing up and I direct them to where "Ron" is in case he is about to die. These people in my dream are the "Harley Riders" Looking people. Completely different from the people at the party, but they are all invited and all have their place and no one is fighting, everyone is getting along.
And then I am pretty sure this is the point I wake up.
So it started out with me getting to drive this really awesome car. Turns out it was a porshe, but it was an SUV porshe, but better than any SUV or porshe I've driven before, it kept turning into an RV and then I would sit in it w/ a friend and it would turn into a really big car.
And then I had to return to the place that let me borrow the vehicle ,but my vehicle wasn't ready yet. I went through a house where people were staying and was getting ready to leave when the vehicle got stolen. I could not find it, but they didn't care. They just wanted me to join the party. And the mom had me sit on her lap/kind of on her lap on the side of the chair sort of thing. And she told me her son still adored me, to which I told her I never stopped liking him. Now upon awakening I think about this very statement and it is not true. I would not date this person again. (probably) I mean it would be very akward, especially the fact that I dated his father also. Just so strange.
Anyway I continue at this party and I keep feeling bad about the vehicle, but nobody cares. So I go outside to look again and now there is someone passed out in the grass, but then I realize he is getting sick or feeling ill and then I realize someone is on their way to help. And then all of these people start showing up and I direct them to where "Ron" is in case he is about to die. These people in my dream are the "Harley Riders" Looking people. Completely different from the people at the party, but they are all invited and all have their place and no one is fighting, everyone is getting along.
And then I am pretty sure this is the point I wake up.
Love Child
One Love
Working around vehicles for a greater part of my working life I tend to have many dreams about them. Throw in the ex-lovers, current lovers, future lovers (Kidding about that) and then occasionaly throw in some peanut butter and a bannana.
Love Child
One Love
Why am I even posting about this next one-I don't know.
I dreamt I was pleasuring myself and I was at a friend's house and apparently they have housekeepers that come in to clean and I just stayed there in bed while they worked around me AND I WANKED!
I woke up and I was no longer horny. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? I completely satisfied myself in my dream. I've been trying to do that for years!
I dreamt I was pleasuring myself and I was at a friend's house and apparently they have housekeepers that come in to clean and I just stayed there in bed while they worked around me AND I WANKED!
I woke up and I was no longer horny. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? I completely satisfied myself in my dream. I've been trying to do that for years!
Love Child
One Love
It only took me 6 minutes this morning
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Nice. It takes me on average about 8 minutes.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Making protein shakes.
Love Child
One Love
I had a lesbian dream last night.
I was at some sort of gender fluid discussion group and when the discussion ended we were all just sort of hanging out.
One person was camped out on the floor and I was next to her, another couple on the couch above us and another closer to the front of the room.
I don't remember what we were talking about but finally I leaned over and kissed her and we kissed for a few minutes
She said she wanted to touch me, but she didn't know where to begin, I told her "anywhere" but then I caressed my breast and said, "Here"
Then she said, "You know what I really want?"
Next thing that happened is she was completely naked and I was licking her beautiful cunt.
She had tattoos over one side of her body. They were bright colors depicting an anime forest type scene-where the tree is purple and there is bright green grass and bright blue water and it all led to her beautiful cunt.
At one point tho I realized how difficult it was going to be to get her off and I thought, "Maybe I should go back to cock" "Is there any cock here?" I looked around and realized there was not.
So I kept licking.
I was at some sort of gender fluid discussion group and when the discussion ended we were all just sort of hanging out.
One person was camped out on the floor and I was next to her, another couple on the couch above us and another closer to the front of the room.
I don't remember what we were talking about but finally I leaned over and kissed her and we kissed for a few minutes
She said she wanted to touch me, but she didn't know where to begin, I told her "anywhere" but then I caressed my breast and said, "Here"
Then she said, "You know what I really want?"
Next thing that happened is she was completely naked and I was licking her beautiful cunt.
She had tattoos over one side of her body. They were bright colors depicting an anime forest type scene-where the tree is purple and there is bright green grass and bright blue water and it all led to her beautiful cunt.
At one point tho I realized how difficult it was going to be to get her off and I thought, "Maybe I should go back to cock" "Is there any cock here?" I looked around and realized there was not.
So I kept licking.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Me too. Needs more LLLL though. (Love Child, Lesbianism, Loktar Licking)
