i wonder if Eggs Mayonnaise is naked...RIGHT NOW!??

[starbys]

I am never naked! I rebuke the insinuation!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Still thinking about BlazerBoy naked*

 

[Dr Dave]

I am never naked! I rebuke the insinuation!

LIES!

You were naked when you posted that!

 

[starbys]

LIES UPON LIES!

When I was born I burst forth fully clothed from my father's skull!

 

[Slasher]

GO ON JUST FUCK OFF

 

[Dr Dave]

LIES UPON LIES!

When I was born I burst forth fully clothed from my father's skull!

You were naked then & your naked now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NAKED SLASHER WANTS US TO FUCK OFF.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was naked in the shower just now, but I've since pulled on some undies.

I should get fully dressed fast lest my cold turn to NOOMONEEA.

 

[Cassie]

Your new avatar kicks ass!

 

[Dershocka]

Anyone ever type with their cock? Its not easy.

FROM NOW ON ANYTHING TYPED IN THIS THREAD MUST BE DONE WITH AN ERECT PENIS. IF NO PENIS IS AVAILABLE TO YOU WAIT TILL THE MAILMAN DELIVERS YOUR MAIL, AND HAVE THEM DO IT. IF YOU HAVE A POST OFFICE BOX, OR FEMALE MAILCARRIER THEN YOU SIMPLY CANNOT POST IN THIS THREAD ANY LONGER.

THIS I COMMMAND!

 

[Dershocka]

BUT WAIT DERSHOCKA, HOW DOES ONE TYPE WITH ONE'S PENIS?

EASY. SIMPLY HOLD THE KEYBOARD OUT IN FRONT OF YOUR PENIS, AND THRUST BABY THRUST!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You seriously expect me to be able to get an erection?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Spoiler

I GIVE YOU THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!

 

[Dr Dave]

WHY DID I CLICK!!!

WHY!!!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'M STILL LOOPY NARF

 

[starbys]

SHAVE YOUR LEGS AND POST PICTURES!

 

[Dr Dave]

Not ones that make me want to be mean to Ann!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Surprisingly (or not) that didn't give me an erection.

 

[starbys]

You'd get an erection by being mean to me? THAT'S JUST MEAN!

 

[Henoch]

Eggs is naked often imo & we r ignorant to the fact. he should inform us more.