I wonder..

[Mentalist]

How long it would take to mash a box of cornflakes still in the box to cornflake dust using just my face as a hammer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

48 seconds.

 

[Gagh]

This is something that requires very careful scientific experimentation IMHO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

USE FIRECOCK'S HEAD.

 

[FBI parte due]

MORE LIKE BREASTS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Use the forehead, not the chin or nose. I'd say about 3 minutes.

OR YOU COULD JUST EAT AND EXCRETE IT

I don't believe I've ever typed that before.

 

[FBI parte due]

Nobody else has, either.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q="or+you+could+eat+and+excrete+it"&btnG=Google+Search

 

[Dr Dave]

4 minutes

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Time is relative.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Relatives are a waste of time.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

And memories.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

And bullets / hatchet-chops.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.