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I would not like to get cancer

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
For the obvious reasons and then because I have really thick, gorgeous hair and a lot of big moles on my scalp. My bald head would be incredibly unattractive.
 
Well, nobody does.
 
Ask me in like 20 years, I'll bet I want the sweet, sweet release!
 
Why? What's your third wife going to do to make you want sweet release?
 
Third? I'll still be deeply in love with my second wife, yet resentful that she stays home all day eating ice cream while I work 70 hours a week and commute 7 1/2 hours every day!

:)
 
In my dreams!
 
Big Dick McGee said:
Third? I'll still be deeply in love with my second wife, yet resentful that she stays home all day eating ice cream while I work 70 hours a week and commute 7 1/2 hours every day!

:)
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You should be glad you only work 16 miles from home.

;)
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You could always skip the chemo if you're that worried about your scalp.
 
I hope Shilpa fucking Poppadom gets cancer next, the hateful bitch.
 
I think your scalp would look pretty L_G! And this may be a stupid question-but how do you know you have moles on your scalp? Have they been there since you were a child?
 
LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALONE
 
Mirah said:
I think your scalp would look pretty L_G! And this may be a stupid question-but how do you know you have moles on your scalp? Have they been there since you were a child?
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I can feel them when I run my fingers through my hair.
 
I kind of would like to get cancer, because then people would feel sad for me and make a movie about me! But then, I would get ugly, and my hair would fall out! :(

It's confusing! LOL
 
But do you have moles on your scalp? You wouldn't want to get cancer if you had moles on your scalp, just think of your image!!!
 
What if you get scalp cancer?
 
Can't I just get a scalp tansplant, or something?
 
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