I wounder how many poor decisions I will make today...

[Dr Dave]

So far I am up to 1.

 

[Gagh]

Christmas was made for poor decisions.

Now, pass me some IPA.

 

[Dr Dave]

*hands Gagh an IPA*

I am tempted to have a wiskey & coke, my ride to the holiday party has yet to show up.

 

[Mirah]

What are you wearing to the Holiday party besides Unicorn Socks?!

 

[Gagh]

What are you wearing to the Holiday party besides Unicorn Socks?!

I'm wearing the skin of my mortal enemy - HO HO HO!

 

[Mirah]

I baked a cake and ate alot of the sugar from the frosting.
That was a poor choice!

 

[Gagh]

I overthrew the Government of Guatemala. This is a poor choice.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm ordering lots of Chinese dumplings for dinner. CHRISTMAS OVER WHEEEEEE.

 

[Mirah]

I am so jealous! I wanted Dumplings today!

 

[Loktar]

I am so jealous! I wanted Dumplings today!

I had Dumplings and lots of sushi at a Chinese Buffet yesterday. Also cigars and bourbon.Today was Christmas movies, visiting Dad and binge watching the Good Place on Netflix.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Dumplings were good, except the egg & chive dumplings which were more like runny pancakes filled with a pile of chives inside.

Their dipping sauce is too gingery as well, I like it more salty and soyish.

MERRY DUMPLINGS!

 

[Volpone]

I went to my estranged wife's company's Christmas party in Los Angeles. "Come out to the coast," she says, "we'll have a few laughs." Now I'm crawling through a duct barefoot, dodging terrorists.

 

[Dr Dave]

I made a number of poor decisions.

What are you wearing to the Holiday party besides Unicorn Socks?!

I wore a Blue Jays hat (one reserved for special occasions) and a Borussia Dortmund t-shirt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I ate a baby.

 

[Gagh]

Wacky is the Bishop of Bath & Wells - WELL GOSH said the Mayor of Sunnydale before also eating some children.

 

[whisky]

Just chose the opposite of whatever I do and you'll be fine.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

I ate a baby.

How was it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Struggling futilely!

(Blackadder references are so ingrained in my mind that I don't even know when I'm making them.)