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Cassie

Touching the monolith
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My head hurts, and my stomach feels yuck.

I REFUSE TO BOW DOWN BEFORE SOME MICROSCOPIC ORGANISM I WILL NOT BE SICK YOU HEAR ME?!!!
 
That's the spirit! The MF will cure what ails ya.
 
Though if you start feeling death coming, go to the hospital.
 
My head hurts, and my stomach feels yuck.

I REFUSE TO BOW DOWN BEFORE SOME MICROSCOPIC ORGANISM I WILL NOT BE SICK YOU HEAR ME?!!!

What a great attitude! Won't work but I love your positive thinking!! Just barf, you'll feel better...For like ten minutes but still.
 
I was sick of not doing anything because of my horrible runny nose and cough (that's lasted for more than three weeks now), so I biked to my orthopedics appointment.

That was not my best idea ever.
 
WIMPS! WIMPS I TELL YOU!!! If I get sick, I drag my ass into work anyway! You do what you gotta do. Except I did have strep throat a few months back and I had a super high fever and that knocked me on my ass for real. I wasn't even cravin' pickles and just about all I eat these days are pickles.
 
The only class I can afford to miss is the one about Rhodesia because everything is in the reading anyways.
 
I went shopping for shampoo, I feel somewhat better.

ALSO, who the fuck knew that Little Debbie makes orange cupcakes? OMG!
 
She makes them internally.
 
Give em hell Cassie!
 
CASSIE SMASHED STREPTOCOCCUS PNEUMONIAE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR BUG BOMB AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
 
BIGGEST COCCUS I EVER SAW!
 
BE SURE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE STREPPER POLE!
 
GET WELL SOON, MISTRESS CASSIE.
 
I hate it when I get coccus stuck in my throat.

SPIT IT OUT, CASSIE
 
CASSIE ISN'S JEWISH AND THEREFORE SHOULD LIVE.
 
CASSIE ISN'S JEWISH AND THEREFORE SHOULD LIVE.
 
CASSIE ISN'S JEWISH AND THEREFORE SHOULD LIVE.
 
WAY TO GO, CAPTAIN CONSTRAINED POSTING
 
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