I'd have LOVED to see the parent's face...

[Shitty Dual]

...when this came in the mail:

As for their ultimate reaction, YOU DECIDE

 

[Gagh]

It would have been better if the teacher had ticked the option "Held private conference with with student", but crossed out "student" and written in "the girl".

"Changed Student's Seat" would have been amusing too.

 

[Shitty Dual]

"Informed Student of Classroom Rules"

Mr. ______, the sign clearly states 'NO FELLATIO'!

 

[Gagh]

"Formulation of Action Plan by Student" (Oral)

 

[headvoid]

8.30am! way to go.

Notably that is the yellow copy - I bet you Chris Dixon put that on the net himself.