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If Donkey Kong and King Kong teamed up...

Or is that the wrong song?
 
Donkey Kong says no to drugs and yes to bananas.
 
He's scared of ice cubes.
 
Is he scared of ice barrels? (barrel shaped ice)
 
I think he's scared of ice no matter how it's shape.

An ice banana would be the cruelest torture of all.
 
We all have our fears.
 
Even seemingly omnipotent apes.
 
Would Special Guest Referee Vanilla Ice be too much of an advantage to his opponents?
 
That joke also works with Ice Cube or Ice-T!
 
No, he's not made of ice.
 
If you popped one of those guys in the deep freeze THEN he might have some fear.
 
That is an excellent point.
 
Iceman is Jimmy Olsen's twin brother.
 
I still haven't found any Donkey Kong porn easter eggs in any of my Nintendo games. :(

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Keep lookin'!
 
Princess Peach looks tired.. or dead.
 
She's just sleeping, she's so bored. I don't think Mario is much of a lover.
 
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