If Elvis were alive, would he join the cast of Lost?

[Gagh]

Y'know, the in-flight entertainment who survived on the other 'other side' of the island?

 

[The Tomtrek]

He would play Vincent.

 

[Cassie]

Hurley would just eat him.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's the black smoke.

 

[Gagh]

Surely the black smoke is Lenny Henry?

 

[The Tomtrek]

He's the black smoke.

THAT'S RACIST

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yea, mon, htalk habout taking da liberties, mon!! *annoying squeal*

 

[Gagh]

He's the black smoke.

THAT'S RACIST

So, it's "Big" Ron Atkinson? Excellent!

 

[The Tomtrek]

BIG RON

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rowan Atkinson isn't racist, he's BLACKadder.

 

[headvoid]

BIG RON is going to appear on Red Nose Day tomorrow night and call Lenny Henry a fat lazy ######. Unfortunately this one moment of racist accuracy will be lost on the audience and he will be beaten to death live on primetime

 

[Gagh]

Lenny Henry will perform the MK Cabinet Fatality on him!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lenny Henry and Dawn French to be featured in Nimoy's next book!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Who says Elvis is dead?

 

[Cassie]

Dude