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If I don't post again within 24 hours

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
I may have become London's latest pointless gun/knife violence statistic! Mourn me, MFers!
 
How morbid! :(

STAY HOME AND SPAM LUV.
 
AND DONT FORGET YER TINFOIL HAT!
 
DON'T GO OUTSIDE!!!
 
YES I SHOULD CLARIFY WEAR THE TINFOIL HAT WHILST SPAMMING INSIDE.
 
Why would anyone ever go outside?
 
Grocery shopping?

I'm not going out tonight; New Year's Eve is a lame excuse for a holiday, and New York becomes too insane to navigate. I did my partying at Christmas; I'll get a split of champagne to toast with at midnight tonight, probably while posting here. ;)
 
I'm going off to watch the "everything you can do, we can do better" fireworks near Parliament. The tube's free tonight, so it's bound to be jam-packed with idiots and drunks. I'm bringing voddy and about ten layers of clothing.
 
Needless death - another BBC news story - YAY!!!
 
New Year Shooting Man Posted on Message Boards

A man shot dead in Parliament Square on New Year's Eve is believed to have visited online message boards shortly before his death. Police are investigating any links. Naturally, since the internet is a new and mysterious medium that us old farts at the BBC still don't really understand, it MUST be to blame in some way.
 
if I dont post within 24 hours, just wait longer
 
ACE VENTURA REFERENCE?
 
Today is the big one in Greece. They exchange presents and party hard. It's a much bigger holiday than Christmas. They actually think Santa goes back out and delivers presents to them today instead of at Christmas!

Greek arrogance in full effect!
 
I will be spending my New Year RIGHT HERE WITH THE REST OF YOU WHO DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO BUT SPAM!!! Maybe I will break out the two or three bottles of super cheap wine that are way in the back of the fridge and post DURNKL.
 
the guy who doesnt know were having a surprise birthday party for him on wed. has been phoning folks to come over to his place tonight but of course no one is cos were saving our brain cells for his birthday but he doesnt know it. so hes gonna be sad when no one shows up to night! lol awkward.

looks like a few peeps are gonna come over here to watch a pile of rented vids. so if theres something gory on I'll drop in for awhile. omg - did anyone see that fight scene in Eastern Promises where Viggio Mortensen is fighting those two guys and he's naked and sticks a knife in the one guy's eye? just saw that. gag.
 
LIKE HOW HOBBITS GIVE OUT GIFTS ON THEIR OWN BIRTHDAYS
 
curiousa2z said:
the guy who doesnt know were having a surprise birthday party for him on wed. has been phoning folks to come over to his place tonight but of course no one is cos were saving our brain cells for his birthday but he doesnt know it. so hes gonna be sad when no one shows up to night! lol awkward.
LOL WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF HE KILLED HIMSELF TONIGHT WHEN NO ONE SHOWS LOL oh wait no it would just be ironic BUT STILL.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Grocery shopping?

I'm not going out tonight; New Year's Eve is a lame excuse for a holiday, and New York becomes too insane to navigate. I did my partying at Christmas; I'll get a split of champagne to toast with at midnight tonight, probably while posting here. ;)

Ditto. My wife just called, I'm in the middle of another double, with another double tomorrow, but we've a bottle of Yellow Label we plan to consume between 11 and midnight, and that will be pleasant.

I plan to be posting here, too for New Years.
 
ME TOO!!! lol I'm the last one in the MF on New Year's Eve :( I'm gonna go watch No Reservations or something.
 
FACT: The new Times Square ball is made of Waterford crystal and LED panels.

IRELAND SAVES CIVILIZATION ONCE AGAIN!
 
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