If I just split my brain open with my axe now it would all be over.

[CaptainWacky]

I would be changed from a living, conscious state to a brain damaged drooling mess (not much difference) and then on the second swing, nothing.

 

[Gagh]

Get RAPEMAN_69 to do it for you. At least that way, you'll go out with a smile.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a shame I don't actually have an axe.

 

[Gagh]

Fashion one out of cardboard & tin foil, then run naked in the street brandishing it at an elderly man.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'LL BE THE TALK OF NORTH KILT TOWN

 

[Dr Dave]

YOU MUST DO THIS!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can have one hemisphere of your brain chopped out and still live a normal life.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And there was that woman whose brain was like a donut, it was on a channel five documentary

 

[Dr Dave]

I wish to know more!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought you were a doctor?