IF I WAS LIKE.. A REAL SMART CHANGELING

[Mentalist]

I'D BE ALL LIKE.. FOOL *BANG* AND I'D HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH MY MEGA HAMMER ARM AND BE LIKE BREAK YO SELF! THEN I'D MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE ROBERT PATRICK FOR KICKS AND GET SOME BIG OL' SWORD ARMS AND BE ALL LIKE SLICEY DICEY AND SUCK ALL THE BLOOD OUT OF THAT POOR BROKEN SELF FOOL AND SUCK IT ALL UP AND LET IT OUT ON CUE NIGGA WHEN EVER THOSE STARFLLET DUDES WHO ARE STILL WEARING SEASON 1 TNG UNIFORMS COME A KNOCKING WITH THERE SILLY BLOOD TESTS!


I'M JUST CHECKING MY EYELIDS FOR HOLES AND DONT COME DOWN INTO THE KITCHEN TONIGHT OR THE BIG ALIGATOR WILL EAT YOU RAAOW!

 

[whisky]

testify!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah mega hammers are cool.

 

[Gagh]

WORD UP.

 

[Dr Dave]

god damn right

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The changlings were stupid, but then their brains were liquid so fairy muff i suppose?

 

[CaptainWacky]

laughed out loud reading this back.

RIP Brooke Peters.

(I fucknig ahte the phrase "rest in peace" becaue there's literally no other way to "rest" when you're dead and it's not even "rest" becasue you don't even fucking exist and do people think by typing "RIP" they're going to stop Brooke Peters' soul from being tormented in Hell for all enternity? Idiots. But still better people than I! Fucking gjsfaljkjkljkl klkgfljk JGINGLY GJLI l gflj g asj HAHAHAH ASDF HSDFHLAH gf MISTER BORIS JOHNSON TO YOU LADDIE)

I miss Minty

 

[Loktar]

I miss Minty

He'll be back next Xmas.

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[CaptainWacky]

NOT HIm.

 

[Gagh]

I read it and LOL'd too, and layed some belated karma on it.