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I would loan Yub more bullets, because nobody messes with Tombstone. Nobody.
With the rest of the billion, I'd:
-Lock Bill Gates in an electornic hell, give him the key code to unlock the door but rig the door's internal memory to crash every time he tries to punch it in.
-build a secret hideout cave with a giant penny and a dinosaur in it.
Hire an endless supply of random people to run up and kick chosen targets in the nuts. Like a splinter cell of nuts-kickers.