If I were a Guy

[Big Dick McGee]

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something...my jaw!

 

[Conchaga]

Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

 

[Conchaga]

Baby, I think I might just need to finance a ring and give you my last name.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?

 

[Conchaga]

Do you have a quarter? Because my mother told me to call her when I met an angel.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an Angel?

 

[Conchaga]

The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.

 

[Conchaga]

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

 

[Conchaga]

*grab collar of her shirt and look at tag*

Sorry, I was just checking to see if it said "made in heaven."

 

[Conchaga]

I knew a guy in Italy who used these lines on girls in his thick Italian accent and girls would get wet for him. If I tried that shit, they'd not even look at me.

 

[Loktar]

Hmmm....

*takes notes*

 

[Conchaga]

Dot that I

 

[Dark Pickle]

My ex wife had a good one:

"Nice pants...wanna fuck?"