If I were king of poop

[SilentBtViolent]

I'd do away with hemorrhoids, because they are a real distraction.

 

[Master of Poop]

YES BUT YOU ARE NOT THE KING OF POOP
YOUR NOT EVEN THE COURT JESTER
I AM THE MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[johnford]

Master of poop fits you well.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

How a propos that the Master of Poop should make an appearance.

I'll note that I didn't say I AM the king of poop, just telling what I would do if given such wide-ranging authorities on all matters fecal.

 

[johnford]

Maybe we should ask Loktar for his input...he's very knowledgable on feces!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

You seriously have the most random signature I can imagine. It screams, "guy who eats paste." (My screams all end in periods.)

 

[johnford]

Thank you oddly enough your not the first to say that.

 

[Loktar]

Maybe we should ask Loktar for his input...he's very knowledgable on feces!

Not really. I humbly bow to the Master of Poop.

 

[johnford]

alrighty then all hail the master or poop master of poop.

 

[Master of Poop]

GODDAMN RIGHT I'M THE MASTER BITCH

 

[SilentBtViolent]

WE MEET AGAIN!