If John Lennon had lived

[whisky]

Do you think one day he might have sobered up and said "Fuck, I'm married to a crazy band wrecking no talent crazy woman?"

 

[jack]

I never understood his attraction to her. Especially after she did "Fly".

 

[whisky]

Shes probably just really good at head.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'd appear on Celebrity Big Brother.

 

[Saturn]

Yoko is the voice in Chapman's head.

 

[Hambil]

Would he still be cool, or would he be like Paul?

 

[CaptainWacky]

would he still dream of a world of rainbows and monkeys

 

[Saturn]

John Lennon would have stopped the terrorists of 9-11 in their tracks. With song.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND GIANT ROBOTS.

 

[Mark]

Do you think one day he might have sobered up and said "Fuck, I'm married to a crazy band wrecking no talent crazy woman?"

Mark: Yep, if John Lennon had lived, he'd have killed himself over that thing he was married to...in fact, he may have put out the hit on himself that got him killed. :laugh:

 

[The Question]

Do you think one day he might have sobered up and said "Fuck, I'm married to a crazy band wrecking no talent crazy woman?"

He was a rich motherfucker who tried to convince people that being a rich motherfucker was wrong and everybody (except him) should "imagine no possessions" because "all you need is love."

In other words, he was either a lying con artist and deserved to be shackled to that bizarre, grotesque, talentless hag -- or he was genuinely too retarded to recognize his own hypocrisy, in which case being shackled to that bizarre, grotesque, talentless hag wasn't causing him any suffering.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well, he said "imagine" no possessions, not "I'm going to give away all my possessions, A-HOOOM"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WACKY KNOWS ALL!!!11

John and Yoko would have had a reality show long before the Osbournes. And John would have stopped Macca from selling the catalog to MJ, which means Jacko would be in the poorhouse (or jail) right now...

WE MISS YE JOHNNY!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND RINGO WOULD BE LIVING IN HIS BATHROOM DRESSED AS A ROBOT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BECAUSE HE WOULD BE A ROBOT THE FULLMETAL ASSKISSIST

 

[The Question]

Nobody knows this, but I'm the one who killed John Lennon. I did it by confronting him with the moral paradox of his lifestyle vs. his ideology, and it made smoke billow out of his ears while he screamed, "DOES! NOT! COM-PUTE! DOES! NOT! COM-PUTE! ER-ROR! ER-ROR!" and then he sprayed crap into his pants like people do on South Park when they die.

It was great.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So who did Mark Chapman shoot then? A PROFESSIONAL JOHN LENNON LOOKALIKE!?

 

[The Question]

No, it was John Lennon. Yoko Ono had a remote control built into the body and was driving it around like an RC car.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT STILL HE DIDN'T KILL HIM, YOU DID, HE SHOULD BE FREED AND MADE TO MARRY YOKO IN A VODOO CEREMONY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL MAGNIFICENT IGGY POP AS YELGRUN JOHN LENNON AS KEEVAN LOL