If John Lennon had lived

[CaptainWacky]

"I hate Ferengi!"

 

[The Question]

I think the late John Lennon said it best when he said, "*death rattle*"

 

[CaptainWacky]

FROG CHORUS

 

[The Question]

I'm a firm believer in Yoko Ono's right to be dropped from a low-flying aircraft into the midst of a family of cheetas. I fully support her wishes in that.

 

[Mentalist]

And John would have stopped Macca from selling the catalog to MJ, which means Jacko would be in the poorhouse (or jail) right now...

Paul didn't sell the ATV catalogue to MJ. MJ outbid Paul.


Lennon was a legend and the world is a poorer place for him not in it.


And that's that.

 

[The Question]

^^True. All we can do now is respect Yoko Ono's wishes by dropping her from a low-flying aircraft into the midst of a family of cheetas.

It's the respectful thing.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Strangely, I heard Martha Stewart's voice as I read your post, TQ...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yoko didn't break up the Beatles, they were going to break up anyway and the fans just put the blame on her. I LEARNED THAT FROM BUFFY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I learned it from My So-Called Life.

"I learned today that the breakup of the Beatles had less to do with Yoko Ono, and more to do with the fact that Paul wanted to use his wife's father as their business manager..."

ZOMG!