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If Laker_Girl became un-engaged...

Everyone and everythin on the planet is sexier than you.

I would rather have my testicles gnawed off by sewer rats than see you naked.
 
The Dork Lord said:
Everyone and everythin on the planet is sexier than you.

No, not really. 'Cause ya know, you're not.

I would rather have my testicles gnawed off by sewer rats than see you naked.

Please, you don't have testicles and further, I do not want to hear about how you and your mother spend your Saturday nights.
 
The opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference.

I didn't say you love me nor did I say Imperium loves me.
 
Laker_Girl said:
^No you wouldn't. I am alluring, just ask Imperium.

I have seen your pictures, and most are rather blurry. So I will give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you are intriguing. One step down from alluring.

Now excuse me. I must tan.
 
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