If Natalie didn't exist we'd have to invent her

[CaptainWacky]

True?

 

[Gagh]

Yes, then we could have created some sort of super Natalie, where Devendra Banhart didn't happen, and she repeatedly punched Anakin in the face.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Buses in London have posters saying "Natalie Portman probably doesn't exist, so stop worrying and get on with your life!"

 

[Mentalist]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll never stop worrying no matter what the buses say.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Mentalist]

The sooner everyone comes to terms with the fact that Natalie is perfect and cannot be improved upon and her crown can never be taken the better off the whole world will be.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That last one was from her first hot shoot, when she was like 14 or something. I bet the photographer killed himself afterwards because he knew he'd never see such beauty again!

 

[Mentalist]

She is absolutely stunning in that shoot, yeah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Could Natalie create a Natalie so Natalie that even Natalie couldn't Natalie Natalie?

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes she could.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But would this have to be cleared through Bono, Secretary General of the World Celebrity Organization?

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUck Bono.

 

[Dr Dave]

Lets hope not.

 

[Seph]

i hate bono more than DiegoWolfFox

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck that's harsh.

 

[Seph]

Fuck that's harsh.

but true, i call bono {o-nob}