If Obama wins

[Big Dick McGee]

I'll be like Hambil I'll threaten to move to Canada but really I'll just sit and stew and just look for tax loopholes, and accept gubmint handouts and cry as my wages go to people who don't work hard and just expect a handout and we'll bomb Israel and sit down with Iran and the Iggles will win a Super Bowl and the Mets will win the World Series and by that time it will be time to start campaigning again and the Bush liberry will be open in TX and I'll go and visit and mebbe check out a Rangers game and go "Great googly-moogly, we got a black as pars'dunt"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah,.

 

[Gagh]

Given either choice, I would move to Canada. A broken old man who will probably die & chose Dan Quayle with Tits & spectacles as his running partner, or a shifty git with no experience.

Swap you Palin for Brown.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a shame Jesse Ventura didn't run!

 

[Cassie]

Move to Mexico, it's warmer.

 

[FBI parte due]

If Obama wins, I'll masturbate into a shoe and send it via post to Natalie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Vote for change...of shoes.

 

[Mentalist]

I'll do the same as FBI. Natalie deserves a pair.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Is it illegal to cum on the american flag?

 

[Sarek]

Well, Bush has been wiping his ass with it the last 8 years, so I suppose not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is it illegal to burn the american flag then shoot the ashes into the heart of the sun?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No. Any freedom of expression is legal in the United States. Including me shitting on the shoes of anyone who burns the American flag.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wish I could vote with a Wii.

 

[Laker_Girl]

If Obama wins I'm going to have to reconsider going off the pill. I'd planned on stopping the pill in January or February so that I could get pregnant right away after getting married in April but I don't think my baby should have to eat cat food too. 'Cause me and the soon-to-be-hubby pull in a nice chunk of change and Obama ain't havin' that! He'll punish us edjumacated folks wif good jobs so welfare mamas don't have to set foot in a job EVERRRRRRRRRR.

 

[FBI parte due]

Plus, he'll blow up the Washington Monument and PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

At least you don't have to worry about him ruining the economy.

 

[Cassie]

According to my uneducated, child molestin', truck drivin', stepfather, Obama is building an army in Canada to take all our guns away. He actually believes this, and got pissed at me when I told him that it's absurd to think that. Maybe he caught syphilis from a lot lizard and it's eating his brains.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've read about him and come to the conclusion that he's a muslim.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ALLAH ACKBAR IT'S A TRAP!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

True, as soon as he's elected he's gonna look right into the cameras and shout, "EXECUTE PLAN 69!!", at which time every janitor, bus driver, McDonald's worker, and NBA player will turn on the nearest white person and violently kill them!