If reversing the polarity worked in real life

[whisky]

You could reverse the polarity of a solar panel so it would make electricty in the dark

 

[CaptainWacky]

But then everyone would put lights on all night due to the excess electricity AND IT WOULDN'T BE DARK ANYMORE.

 

[whisky]

Not if you reverse the polarity of light bulbs so they make rooms darker

 

[CaptainWacky]

you could reverse the polarity of fridge doors so that the light is on the outside

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or you could just reverse the polarity of your eyes until you're blind, and have no need for lights.

 

[Cassie]

Or reverse the polarity of your anus and you'd never shit again!

 

[whisky]

Wouldnt that suck shit into your body?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or reverse the polarity on boyish girls to turn them into girlish boys!

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't monkey with polarity.

 

[Cassie]

Wouldnt that suck shit into your body?

Only if you aren't full of shit! STILL A SHITTY SITUATION!

 

[Loktar]

Don't monkey with polarity.

Can we still FIDDLE with it?

 

[Dr Dave]

No.

Messing with it will only lead to broken dreams and the end of things.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could reverse the polarity on Satan and turn him into God!

 

[Cassie]

THAT'S BRILLIANT!

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't tell that to Texas.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CAN WE JUST FIDDLE WITH SOME POLISH POLES THEN?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No.

Messing with it will only lead to broken dreams and the end of things.

Then we'll reverse the polarity of reversing the polarity! Problem solved!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ALL OUR DREAM WILL COME TRUE BUT WAIT SO WILL OUR NIGHTMARES so never mind.

 

[whisky]

Could you reverse the polarity of an empty bottle of booze and make it into a full one?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Don't tease an Irishman like that. It's too cruel.