If someone put a gun to your head, and you were FORCED to make a "Sophie's Choice"

Big Dick McGee

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Which of the 4 Golden Girls would you bang, and why?
 

CaptainWacky

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Do you mean now or in their prime?
 

Big Dick McGee

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During the run of the show, mid-to-late 80's.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

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Rue McClanahan, obviously. She's the youngest and hottest.
 

Big Dick McGee

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I'd pick Betty White, for the sheer filthiness of it!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Did any of them have hot grandaughters?
 

Cassie

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I'd have to pick Bea, I bet she knew how to work it.
 

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Most of them seemed to have hot nephews/grandsons who would visit.

They knew their demo: old farts and gay men.
 

Big Dick McGee

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A very young Mario Lopez appeared on the show.
 

Cassie

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He still looks like a little brown angel.
 

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