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Boobie inspector
The first half hour would be just Luke talking to Owen about blue milk, then a two second scene of Jawas burning, then another half hour of Han talking to Greedo, at the end of which they both shoot each other dead, and a stray bolt kills Chewie too.
Then another half hour continuous scene of Liea talking to the interogration droid about periods, at the end of which she would start to have one, ruining that white dress, followed by four frames of Alderan blowing up.
The last half hour would be General Doddona breifing the rebel pilots about the attack on the death star, where Biggs would be played by Samuel L Jackson, then it would just cut to a card saying "The plan worked" and the closing credits would roll over the music to car wash.
Then another half hour continuous scene of Liea talking to the interogration droid about periods, at the end of which she would start to have one, ruining that white dress, followed by four frames of Alderan blowing up.
The last half hour would be General Doddona breifing the rebel pilots about the attack on the death star, where Biggs would be played by Samuel L Jackson, then it would just cut to a card saying "The plan worked" and the closing credits would roll over the music to car wash.