If the ginger one out of Girls Aloud died, would they report it on the news?

[CaptainWacky]

Would they say "the ginger one out of Girls Aloud, widely considered the least attractive member of the crappy but titsome girl group, has died, possibly of DEEP DESPAIR. We don't really care, though." WOULD THEY?

 

[whisky]

They would if it were due to an overdose of pancake makeup

 

[Gagh]

Would they comment on the strong possiblity that the coffin & grave would smell of WEE for years?

 

[headvoid]

Sun Headline

"Ginger stunner listens to real sound of underground"

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE HAVE A WINNER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

(by the way, I just killed her)

 

[headvoid]

it was worth it to get the headline

 

[CaptainWacky]

CHERYL IN REVEALING DRESS AT FUNERAL SHOCKER, GIVES EVERYONE A STIFFY AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE STIFF DEAD GINGER BODY (I'M TALKING ABOUT THEIR COCKS.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd love to see this on Broken News if they ever make another series.

 

[Gagh]

ASHLEY COLE TO CHARGE FAMILY TO TURN UP TO FUNERAL FOR MEDIA EXPOSURE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

JADE GOODY SPOTTED AT FUNERAL "I LOVED THAT GINGER WHINGER" SHE SAID (TO A TREE)

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL IT REALLY HAPPENED SHE'S DEAD