If the MF was a kind of fruit...

[Kitty]

Interpret it any way you want.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does choclate orange count as fruit?

 

[Dr Dave]

Sure why not.

 

[Cassie]

Chocolate oranges are mmm mmm good.

 

[Gagh]

I say we're a good old fashioned crunchy Grannie Smith, but with a Star Trek Micro Machine jammed in it. When anyone from The Badlands comes in, we immediately transform into something airy fairy, like a Star Fruit, in order to appear elitist to their sensitive whims.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Kumquat.

 

[Cassie]

I have a kumquat tree in my yard!

 

[Dr Dave]

Do you toss kumquats at people?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you throw trees at giants?

 

[Tisiphone]

I just kumquated.

 

[Cassie]

Oh my goodness!

 

[Tisiphone]

It really is a nasty sounding word.

EAT MY KUMQUAT BITCHES

 

[Kitty]

The elistism prevents any and all outsiders from partaking in the potential deliciousness of the Mine Field. The perfect fruit would have to be.....

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who gave you permission to post an image, peasant?

 

[Dr Dave]

Take him away.

 

[Cassie]

Razorblades are delicious.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The contents of an emo's lunchbox.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have to hide them better than that.

 

[Gagh]

Shaving Peaches?

 

[CaptainWacky]

GELDOF SLUT JOKE HERE.