If there had been a Buffy Season 8

[Hambil]

I'll get us started:

Willow raises [FONT=Verdana, ARIAL, HELVETICA]Anya from the dead but she's all melancholy and life sucks and I think I was in heaven and shit. She's forced to get a job at max-burger-burger-max working for the burgermeister.
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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And they all move to New York and get adjoining apartments, and hang out in a coffee shop with a big couch. Xander gets a pet monkey to ease his grief.

 

[Hambil]

Xander and Spike live together in one apartment but they aren't gay, really, they aren't, I swear.

 

[Henoch]

Did Buffy end? Since i've only seen like 5 or 6 episodes i wouldn't know. Season 8 huh?...shouldn't 7 seasons of some air headed chick runnin' around slayin' vampires be enough for you salivatin' fan boys!??

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Warren makes an Oz ROBOT CHICKEN OMG

 

[CaptainWacky]

DAWN FINDS RJ'S JACKET BURIED IN THE YARD AND EATS IT

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Whatever happened to the oft-rumoured Spike/Andrew spin-off?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The guy who plays Andrew died

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did not! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0501937/

Tom's only 5'6"...I'd maneuver him well...

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Bummer. As long as the hot spanish slayer didn't die (Inari Limon), that's all that really matters, dough.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The hot "had no chemistry with Willow but Joss was scared of those lesbians on message boards so he tacked on a totally unconvincing lesbian relatiionship to placate them for the death of Tara" one?

 

[Gagh]

DAWN IS POSSESSED BY SOOTY, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY SEEKS OUT MATTHEW CORBETT AND SHOVES HIS HAND UP HER ARSE.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yes, twat's the one. HOTTEH.

 

[Gagh]

The guy who plays Andrew died

I heard he was killed with Leonard Nimoy in a car crash

 

[CaptainWacky]

Viscera was in the other car.

 

[Gagh]

And LILLIAN GARCIA WAS GENUINELY HURT AND STRETCHERED AWAY BUT MIRACULOUSLY GOT UP OUT THE BACK BUT WWE.COM SAID IT WAS ALL REAL SO BUFFY KILLED THEM ALL AND GOT STONED WITH RVD IN THE BACK OF A MINI ESTATE.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Oh, it's Iyari Limon, not Inari. Here she is:

 

[CaptainWacky]

yeah that's the slut

 

[Big Dick McGee]

HOT!

 

[Hambil]

Tara was hot