If there's a bright centre to the universe then you're on the planet farthest from it

[CaptainWacky]

I never got this line as a child and thought "but Tattooine is hot so it must be close to the bright sun!" or something because I didn't understand and I didn't get 3PO's "the damage doesn't look as bad from out there" either because I was a retard.

 

[curiousa2z]

well we're certainly on the outer edge of the Milky Way.


seeing nothing but the old news.

 

[CaptainWacky]

we're so insignificant that we're almost significant

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Where the hell is the bright centre of the galaxy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He said "if".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

there is a bright centre to our galaxy though

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I thought that was nougat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought it was just a lot of black holes.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

that'd explain not seeing it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, this is the corner of the galaxy I was assigned to, so Tom Cruise and I are going to focus on what's in front of us.

Until we get any new instructions from the Mothership.

 

[curiousa2z]

BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!

 

[Tisiphone]

We're all just a big chocolate candy bar that is being slowly eaten by a titan.

 

[Cassie]

does the titan poop M&M's?

 

[Ishcabittle]

no, but he's got a saggy diaper that leaks, if that helps.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE POINT LUKE WAS MAKING IS THAT IF THERE IS GOODNESS IN THE UNIVERSE THEN IT'S NOT IN TATOOINE BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF JAWAS AND SHIT.

 

[Henoch]

well we're certainly on the outer edge of the Milky Way.


seeing nothing but the old news.

i'm on the outer edge of insanity. just sayin' lol.

 

[Henoch]

THE POINT LUKE WAS MAKING IS THAT IF THERE IS GOODNESS IN THE UNIVERSE THEN IT'S NOT IN TATOOINE BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF JAWAS AND SHIT.

Luke should have joined his father & then he'd still have his real hand. Plus he'd have more fun bein' bad!

 

[Tisiphone]

You know, Captain, every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and the best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful. If you just take the time to look at it

 

[CaptainWacky]

then you die