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If this thread reaches 20 posts I'll pose naked for a picture

Yeah, speaks in third person and loves chubbies. Go figure...
 
Since I already opened this thread, I'll just post.
 
You are like 17. Close your eyes, turn around, and put your hands over your face.

Jail Bait!

Plus, I'm old enough to be your grandmother. You're making me puke.
 
eloisel let me pose for you. You can take my picture as I clean the drains in your house. I will clean everything and fix your whole house. Please let me be your servant.
 
I don't know about you all, but I got an actual print of the picture she took :bigass:
 
eloisel said:
You are like 17. Close your eyes, turn around, and put your hands over your face.

Jail Bait!

Plus, I'm old enough to be your grandmother. You're making me puke.
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Me?
 
Yes, but I'm hairy. Besides, in Bulgaria you get adult on 18.

*stares*
 
Ok. You've just creeped me out.
 
Ugh.
 
Yuck.
 
you must be getting work done all the time everywhere.
 
I am getting everything done all the time everywhere!

And you know what else am I getting? Oh, nevermind.
 
StringTheorist said:
I think my work is done here.
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No. You haven't even begun. Get a bucket of hot, soapy water and a scrub brush. You've got lots of cleaning to do. When you are done with that, we will have a discussion about 17. You will participate by saying yes, or no, only.

Get busy.
 
Whoa, wait there. I'm the man in charge! You do what I say, bitch! [punches you]

No, I'm not like that.

Correction to my message above:

I think my work is done here. [flies off]
 
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