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If you could punch one Star Trek: TOS cast member, who would it be, and why?

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I choose Booker Bradshaw, who played Dr M'Benga, because he ate Zulus.
 
The Shat.
 
I don't like his attitude. ;)
 
:rwmad:

I think I might punch McCoy but not very hard. He was such a smart ass.
 
Harry Mudd. He always annoyed me.
 
Mr Leslie, because I went to school with someone called Leslie and I didnt like him
 
I'd punch Nurse Chapel in the tits....well ok it would be more of a grope....
 
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no explication necessary.

alright, i looked at the thread title again, and it's TOS cast member, so here:

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in her fine china, hard. why you ask? i'm hoping it sticks and we have to arouse her to get it out.
 
Nimoy. He was a drunk then so he'd forget it right away anyway.

EDIT: Oh, is there time travel involved?
 
Bones, he was smug and had no sense of humor.
 
I would punch a red shirted ensign because, y'know, then he'd die and that'd be funny.
 
Shatner didn't go to Takei's gay wedding, so him.
 
Baby King Boy Clint Howard.

So that he would have left the sci-fi genre and had a serious career like his bro.
 
Yes, but Shatner says Takei didn't invite him...
 
This one is easy. I would love to beat the shit out of Uhura. She is, after all, typical of the fugly ###### race, and there is no peoples I hate more the NIGGERS. Only the JEWS are their match. I could see Uhura's entire race vanish without a trace from the face of this planet, and I would shed nary a solitary, blessed tear. The same goes for the fucking Jews, like Shatner.
 
I'd hit Sulu. "Shatner didn't like me...waah" Suck it up, Princess.
 
I wanna change my answer. Takai, he'd prolly grunt funny.
 
I was gonna post that I'd pimpslap Khan.

Then I thought about posting: Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

But Takei is such a overblown queen and pretty much the Anti-Shat, so him. Shatner's dizzying heights of awesome are contrasted by Takei's so bad it's almost good. BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH, YOU AGING PRISSY CRYBABY.
 
I think I'd kick Rodenberry square in the nuts, too. He's trying to make this grand statement about future multiculturalism on a spaceship, and yet it's too hard for him to get a genuine Scotsman and a real Russian guy? Come on, that little douche Boner's dad couldn't even remember which w's vere supposed to be v's and wice wersa! Nice stereotyping, EUGENE!
 
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