If you could tear the heads off of people..

[Gagh]

...and swap them round, would you, or would you KEEP IT A SECRET?

 

[Dr Dave]

I would use my powers for good (and by good I mean evil).

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd do it during the night and try not to wake them, so they get a surprise in the morning when they discover they've got METAL FEET.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would tear off my own head* and pop it onto a much hotter male body. BUT WITH THE SAME HEIGHT, I LIKE BEING SHORT OKAY SO FECK OFF.








(* I was able to sneak in an Elvis Costello song lyric WOO HOO)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd put my head on JUSTIN BERFIELD'S body but the tanlines would be murder.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd put my head on Hitler's body.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Tanlines are sexy.

 

[Loktar]

I'd put my head on Anne Hathaway's body.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where would you put her head?

 

[whisky]

I would put Katy Perry's head on my body, then have a good time with hers.

 

[Loktar]

Where would you put her head?

On my body.

 

[Gagh]

I hate to break the news, but if you tear your own head off, you'll simply die. WITH GREAT POWER, COMES GREAT KILLJOY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if I tear my balls off?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The you could be a famous singer like Susan Boyle.

 

[CaptainWacky]

More like Susan BALLSOFFS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Like SUSANNAH HOFFS only without the bangles.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd put Imogen Poots' head on Imogen Poots' body.