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If you could tear the heads off of people..

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...and swap them round, would you, or would you KEEP IT A SECRET?
 
I would use my powers for good (and by good I mean evil).
 
I'd do it during the night and try not to wake them, so they get a surprise in the morning when they discover they've got METAL FEET.
 
I would tear off my own head* and pop it onto a much hotter male body. BUT WITH THE SAME HEIGHT, I LIKE BEING SHORT OKAY SO FECK OFF.








(* I was able to sneak in an Elvis Costello song lyric WOO HOO)
 
I'd put my head on JUSTIN BERFIELD'S body but the tanlines would be murder.
 
I'd put my head on Hitler's body.
 
Tanlines are sexy.
 
I'd put my head on Anne Hathaway's body.
 
Where would you put her head?
 
I would put Katy Perry's head on my body, then have a good time with hers.
 
I hate to break the news, but if you tear your own head off, you'll simply die. WITH GREAT POWER, COMES GREAT KILLJOY.
 
What if I tear my balls off?
 
The you could be a famous singer like Susan Boyle.
 
More like Susan BALLSOFFS.
 
Like SUSANNAH HOFFS only without the bangles.
 
I'd put Imogen Poots' head on Imogen Poots' body.
 
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