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If you forgot to buy toilet paper

Colonel Kira's Left Tit

Colonel Kira's Left Tit

Bearded Belly of Bajor
...and you don't want to go back to the store just for that, coffee filters are acceptable. No?
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
...and you don't want to go back to the store just for that, coffee filters are acceptable. No?
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Sure. I'd wipe my ass with a dish rag, white tshirt, whatever is handy. Depends how desperate you are.

Ran out of napkins, paper towels, tissues too?
 
Use a sock.
 
Socks don't flush well. I suppose I could just throw it in my neighbor's back yard.
 
Just go to the store!
 
I use my hands.
 
I see no reason not to use the coffee filters, especially if you are afraid you won't make it to the store and back.
 
This is what junk mail is for. (watch out for paper cuts)
 
Scratchy!
 
it's not funny, my ass is on fire.
 
Seriously though, don't you have robot children to wipe your asses?
 
how many asses does he have for pete's sake?
 
Just spray it off with the hose.
 
Indeed, a shower if you've run out of acceptable bum cleaning paper is just fine.
 
OK.. lol, this has gone into the realm of TMI.
 
IN THE SUMMERTIME, ISCHABITTLE'S EAR
 
Do you suppose Ishcabittle would mind if I stole a roll of toilet paper from his "bar"?
 
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