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If you forgot to buy toilet paper

I DON'T THINK HE'D MIND ANYTHING, BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING STONED RIGHT NOW LOL
 
Just use the three seashells.
 
Yub said:
Indeed, a shower if you've run out of acceptable bum cleaning paper is just fine.
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Yeah butt then you have a shitty shower to clean. Ewww!
 
He could have his maid clean it.
 
This thread is disgusting! :(
Simply provide sufficiently for urself, damn it!
 
When they finally start making Soylent Green brand toilet paper we'll never have to deal with this again.
 
Ok how much shit are we talking here? because I thought dirty water went down the drain, ergo shitty water goes down the drain, right?
 
Yub said:
Ok how much shit are we talking here? because I thought dirty water went down the drain, ergo shitty water goes down the drain, right?
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A lot of shit. Maybe the shower thing would work if I had chronic diarrhea and my shit was the consistency of water, butt my shit is usually fairly solid.
 
You're not crapping in the shower, meatwad. You're showering after the heavy dumping has taken place.
 
Seriously, stop talking now.
 
Yub said:
You're not crapping in the shower, meatwad. You're showering after the heavy dumping has taken place.
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OH NOES! if only you had told me earlier, Frylock. I done shit in da shower.
 
Did you work it down the drain with your toes or a toothbrush?
 
Yub said:
Did you work down the drain with your toes or a toothbrush?
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Your toothbrush. You can have it back now.
 
Mmmm, nutty.
 
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