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If you had an identical twin with a better life than you...

Plus if they were put in jail, they'd have to share the same cell, and would keep having sex anyway.
 
It's illegal in Oxfordshire. fuckin backwater red necks
 
I'd probably get into a fight with my conjoined twin (the bitch) and then talk about her behind her back (literally) in loud whispers.
 
It would be funny if mine wasn't autistic and wanted to do normal human things but I was in control of the legs and refused to let him leave the bedroom while I play with the carpet.
 
If male conjoined twins masturbate each other, is it still masturbation?
 
Depends... if they have only one dick between them then I dunno what the fuck that is
 
If one is in control of the dick and the other is in control of the wanking hand, it is...more fun.
 
Not for the one doing the handjob, if not being in control of the dick means he can't get any sexual pleasure.
 
Maybe he gets his sexual pleasure from rubbing his elbow.
 
Funny bone orgasm!
 
Maybe they both feel it if both hands are on the cock.

Like an association thing.
 
Maybe we're all figments of a conjoined twin's sexual fantasies as his brother jerks him off?
 
Maybe we're all sperm in a conjoined twin's conjoined ballsack, waiting to be ejaculated?
 
My original premise was based on twins who each had their own cocks. If they suddenly start trading off one day, is it still wanking or does it become something else? Which sin do they need to confess to the priest who is also wanking in his little booth the whole time?
 
It's all fornication!
 
No sins. Just good times.
 
If a cock is on your body even if it isn't your side of the body I say wank it cause its still yours or something.


I see these identical twins in my town sometimes. They'll wear the same shirt but a different color, have the same haircut, glasses, everything. They're always in a car together, and they walk side by side the same exact speed. I swear its all true and its the weirdest shit I've ever seen.

I think they have sex with each other.
 
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