If you had to pick one food...

[Kerb Crawler]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hmm... I guess it would have to be cock - yeah, that's the one "food".

JOLLY GOOD SHOW!

Eggs, you ever try a leftover spagetti sammich?

Not leftover, but as a child I sometimes took bread or a dinner roll and made a hot spaghetti sandwich at the table.

My folks already had other reasons for looking at me strangely so it was all good.