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Don't think I'm responsible for it "this time" but if Hambil would hurry up and install the image scale tool that we had for five minutes a year or two back and that I have requested many times then it would make these threads a lot friendlier on the browser.
AND WHEN YOU CLICK AN IMAGE TO SCALE IT UP, THE BOARD SHOULD REMEMBER YOU'VE CLICKED IT, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLICK IT AGAIN NEXT TIME YOU VIEW THE THREAD...IF YOU FOLLOW MY MEANING.
I'm sorry, let me make it up to you. I have a massive, nearly embarrassing collection of hot online porn which skirts the very edge of TK's policy for nudity - skirting the edge of the rules is my specialty after all.
That's not even that big an image. But, normally I don't like black and whites, yet, there is something oddly appealing about her. Ted Turner could colorize her to make her look like a cheap whore and I'd be in wank heaven.
Is there a wank Heaven? I mean, it's heaven, so you wouldn't have to wank right? You'd just get hot girls all the time. No wait, I'd be so happy basking in Gods love I'd forget all about sex, that's right.
Now that's a keeper. I could crawl down in there and never come up for air. They'd probably never find my body. I'd just one day fall out of her bra like a dried up raisin from the folds of Rosanne Barr's fat.