If you saw Natalie Portman lying on a beach wearing a bikini would you...

[CaptainWacky]

...run over and tickle her feet?

 

[Dr Dave]

I'd have my way with her

 

[The Tomtrek]

SHE HAS FEET?

 

[Cassie]

I would tickle her feet with Wacky's hair.

 

[Dr Dave]

that she does, mister!

 

[Grammour Boy]

I would spray her with water. But I would not tickle her feet. She might kick me in the balls or something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What do you mean by "have your way with her"?!?

 

[The Tomtrek]

He means he would fold her neatly into his Wallet and exchanger her for a cool glass of fresh OJ.


Mmmmm.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what I thoguht.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes, that is clearly what I meant!

I mean how could you even think otherwise!

pilzLOL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I woud tell her I have a friend who she would really love, and then knock her on the head and steal Gael Garcia Bernal and run away to an island to make mad passionate love to him forever and ever amen.

 

[whisky]

SHE HAS FEET?

She called them Boba and Jango

 

[CaptainWacky]

HO HO HO HO