If you wake and this was all a dream...

[Fuddlemiff]

was it a nightmare? was it a bland, forgettable dream?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I sometimes feel like all of reality is a dream and I'll leave it at any moment...but I think I'll just die and cease to exist on any level instead.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I felt like that playing golf today. The air was still and the sun was low in the sky and I wondered to myself "is this really happening"?

Then I got hit by a ball.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It goes by quicker and quicker as you get older until you approach critical mass AND THEN GOD REVEALS HIS PLAN.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think the ball hitting me was the Matrix fixing a crashed program.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How did the machines deal with pregnancy in the matrix?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This can't be a dream because I COULDNT BE SO PATHETIC AS TO NOT GET LAID ANY MORE IN MY DREAMS THAN IN REAL LIFE. CHRIST! WHAT DOES A MAN HAVE TO DO????

I mean, what's on telly?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate the way that when we die we have to be there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least with taxes you only have to send in a form and some money.

 

[CaptainWacky]

dahtel o

 

[curiousa2z]

:chaching:



IF you pay those taxes.

Off-shore accounts, anyone?

 

[CaptainWacky]

RING A DING DING