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I'LL BE BACK ON THE STROKE LOL I SAID STROKE WANK WANK OF MIDNGIHT LOL

Faramir always was my favourite.



well, not counting Tom B., naturally.
 
Movie Faramir beats the shit out of Gollum.
 
and movie Tom is invisible!
 
AND MOVIE TED SANDYMAN IS A CHILD MOLESTER
 
Cassie said:
I was drinking and popping fireworks at the stroke of midnight. Also I think my cousin was trying to get me to have sex with him. It might be ok in the South but I wasn'[t sure so I went home.. omglolimfo

Lol! I thought that said pooping fireworks.
 
we did have cajun boiled peanuts, so pooping fireworks was not out of the question.
 
I'd fuck my cousin if she was hot.
 
WHAT IF SHE WAS JO BRAND IN AN OVEN?
 
Not unless she turned into Emma Watson when she was done cooking.
 
What if Emma Watson turns out to be the pupative phase of Liz Hurley dressed up as a gASBOT?
 
I think we all know the answer to that one: SPOCK MUST DIE
 
Gagh said:
What if Emma Watson turns out to be the pupative phase of Liz Hurley dressed up as a gASBOT?

OMG MY MIND CAN'T GO THERE YOU ARE IN THE NEXUS
 
ASJg
 
We'll never be this young again.
 
Whatever happened to A_REAL_PRICK666?
 
He must have gone to a 12 step program for his TK addiction.
 
He'll probably return, post "I'm definitely back for real this time and WILL talk to you on MSN!" then never post again.
 
I was looking for the chat bump thread and found this instead.
We don't have a wank bump thread. (anymore)
Thank God.
 
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